I need a woman.

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Ok, first of all...

I had a dream last night that I was holding a puppy or a bird that was infected with fleas, lots of fleas, and I have been itching ever since. Make the itching stop dammit!!

Second of all...

Would you wear a vibe, and something that was obviously a vibe on your keys?



And thirdly...

Two beaches in the St. Petersburg/Clearwater were voted the 2005 best beaches by Dr. Beach including the number one beach Fort De Soto North Beach. See the list here: I truly do live in paradise!

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