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Yesterday Sue and I went to this sports bar called Extra Inning to watch the Bucs game and drink and eat. It was a really good game, and we drank like fishes. I had some cheese less nachos with salsa that tasted like they had used pickles in them it was kinda gross tasting but I was drunk and I didn't care. Oh, I forgot to mention that before I even left to go to Sue's to pick her up; I had already had one of my monster rum and cokes, so I was already doing fine. I had only wish that they still carried guacamole. We stayed there the entire game, and I also smoked three menthols (wow I smoked for the first time in like over three years!)

After the game was over we headed on over to Pass â“ A Grille to get some more drink on, and ended up at Woody's Waterfront. It was a fun little bar with a bunch of locals and it was really crowded for being a Sunday night. Sue had strong appletinis and I had rum and cokes. Sue started talking to this guy sitting by her and he ended up being a Canadian and he was being a prick, so she started talking to another guy, I forgot who he was from, but he ended up buying us a drink and then quickly left. That was an odd thing I thought. Shortly after he left there were these moos who were sitting close to us and Sue kept on egging me on wanting me to try and get their number and stuff, oh, and I forgot to say that on the way down to the beach I hiccupped once and then it moved on to her and she had the hiccups the rest of the night, that was pretty funny. After we got completely hammered we left and I made it back to her house.

I don't think I got that drunk in a really long time. I was really tired and my body was trying to shut me down on the way home. I had to do my best to keep myself awake. I made it home and within about 30 minutes or so I was asleep, this was around 11pm. At around 3 am I was awake again. I was completely hung over and my head was pounding, it took me a while to fall back asleep, but I took some C and ibupropin, and my headache was gone when I woke up this morning. I don't think I have drunk that much in a really long time. The odd thing is - I never felt sick. If this would have been 10 years ago, after about 4 drinks or so I would have been hugging porcelain all night. I didn't have the spins either, fucking weird and cool and shit.

Anyway, I am going to go clean up and do dishes and shit and prepare for this guy coming out to replace my mobo in \gravy tomorrow.

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Taken from techsupport here:


Evaluating new techs is often a boring business, and if you're part of a large bureaucratic organisation it can involve many mind-numbing checklists which purport to rate the tech's call-handling ability. As you've no doubt already realised, these lists are usually 99% crap.

What we need is a REAL tech evalution list for calls. Something like this.

Sarcasm rating: ________
Witty comments lost on caller: ________
Insults lost on caller: ________
Callers who threatened to go elsewhere: ________
Callers who actually did: ________ (trick question, we know this never happens)

Callers charged extra fees: ________
Callers bitchslapped with TOS: ________
Callers hoisted by their own petard: ________
Callers who were actually embarrassed: ________ (another trick question)

Penalty reboots: ________
Callers 'accidentally' disconnected: ________
Callers convinced to disconnect themselves: ________
Callers convinced to delete all their data: ________
Callers convinced to set their PCs on fire: ________
Callers convinced to set themselves on fire: ________
Callers' heads which exploded: ________
Dollar value of destroyed equipment: ________

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George, that is the wrong kind of pussy you are supposed to eat! Also I think she is kind of young for you too...

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10. "Are you able to convey a false sense of security?"

9. "What percentage of your resume is fabricated?"

8. "In a crisis, which state or local officials would you blame?"

7. "What are your plans after you resign?"

6. "Do you mind if the last guy left the office smelling like Arabian horses?"

5. "Which is most serious: A disaster, a catastrophe, or a dis-astrophe?"

4. "Does Robert Blake dating again count as an emergency?"

3. "Can the president easily add '-ie' to your last name to form a nickname?"

2. "Can you screw up bad enough to take the heat off the president's mistakes?"

1. "Michael Brown...Idiot or moron?"

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* Deep Thought of the day

I hope that someday we will be able to put away our fears and prejudices and just laugh at people.

So today I have been working on tagging all my entries. I started on my very first entry I posted in vegan in 2000. I started tagging in c0c0c0 and will do vegan next. Right now I am at the point where I have just moved into the apartment I am currently in. I have a long way to go. This will probably take me a week or two.

I ran across this entry⦠It shows that five years ago I was making less than half the amount of money I am now⦠I am so glad I am where I am now. Not the best, but definitely livable.

I am also working on converting and tagging a couple of new live performances of Jason Ricci. He is supposed to come back to Florida in December. Hopefully he will be back in St Pete.

Opera is celebrating their 10 year anniversary. They are giving away free reg codes for a limited time. Get them while they last! Opera is a good alternative to IE and it works on ALL platforms! I have been using it a bit, and so far I like it. (You know me, I won't pay $40 for software when I can get a good or better alternative for free *cough*Firefox or Mozilla*cough*


If you get a subpoena from the RIAA, don't settle, let them take you to court! This lawyer will represent you, and more importantly it will help take away from their lawsuit campaign because it costs the RIAA more money to go to court than what they are trying to collect from you the unsuspecting file sharer! Remember kids it is not against the law to download; only to share those downloads.




I need to clean out the turtle tank and the filter today too. This new filter is now tending to get clogged easily. Not sure why.

I am trying to figure out what I want for dinner too. It is a toss up between fries and stir fry. I have the stuff to make enchiladas too. Hmm.

I wanted to watch Call For Help today but about 10 minutes into it my dad called and ended up talking to me for over an hour. It looks like he is going to be moving to the Homestead / Florida City area again. He is going out in the middle of September for his interview. He said that the guy who is his contact at the power plant told him that the list is really really short, so reading in between the lines it is him, and the interview is pretty much just a formality. He will be making a pretty decent amount of money. His plan is to stay there for about 5 years, make as much cash as he can and then get the hell out of there and live off of that, or get his grapes started. I am not sure what he is going to do after the 5 years there. I hope that he either stays, or decides to move to St. Pete.

Malaysia targets mobile phone sex

The Malaysian government has ordered police to randomly check mobile phones for pornographic images.
The move follows reports by a local newspaper that young people were swapping sex videos and images on their mobile phones. Deputy Interior Minister, Noh Omar, said he worried the practice was becoming increasingly common.
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You know you want to!

I wish it would rain down on me.

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